fabulousmag.co.ukHoliday weight gain? I think not.
I would like to blame my spreading keister squarely on blogging. I used to be so much more active. Now I am a sloth, sitting around writing and typing and visiting and reading. I'm not sure it's healthy.
I've gained at least 5 pounds since I started this blog in September. Although I have been hungrier. Sites like Smitten Kitchen do not help.
I was going to post a picture of a big, fat butt to make my point. Howevah, I decided this seemed much more motivational. And much more pleasant to look at.
Now I rarely make New Year's resolutions. This year is different. In addition to creating much more art, I resolve to be more active (again) which may mean less blogging. So, to the people whose blogs I regularly visit, PLEASE STOP the following:
1) Being so witty and hilarious and charming that I don't want to miss a word.
2) Posting so many gorgeous photos that I'm afraid I might miss one.
3) Referring to other blogs creating a never-ending circle of blog visitation that has taken over my life. And my ass.
4) Posting clever videos and music that bring my iPod out of the Dark Ages.
Thanks ever so. By the way, what did you resolve?
And tips on what to do about my craving for more Scotcharoos would be welcome. Argh.
14 comments:
I feel your pain. This makes me think about Hedon's post over at Highway Hags about the size of her ass. One of the funniest things I've ever read. You can read it here: http://www.highwayhags.com/2008/09/01/ursula-and-me/
Here's to smaller butts in 2009! xv
I will submit all of your requests to my blog's editorial board for consideration. Your health is my utmost concern.
I have no resolutions other than to get the hell off this pimple on the ass of the planet in July.
I can relate chica! I was thinking...maybe if I only drink ONE cocktail a day, I may lose weight. I have 10 lbs that must flee from my body fast!
darn that smitten, is she really the reason my daughter's eyes fell out as she witnessed my muffin top escape the bottom of my sweater? nah.
Decorina - That was funny! And it makes my butt feel so much smaller.
Raina - A few more months, right?
Jill - I think you are onto me. As anon suggests, it has nothing to do with Smitten, but rather Mr. Daniels and Mr. Adams, better known as Jack Daniels and Sam Adams. Yep.
So, cheers Vicki!
Oh I can't tell you how much better it makes me feel to know that I'm not the only one!
My gut is definitely growing, but not sure I can blame it on blogging! Conversely, my ass may be shrinking. I think it's in alcohol deprivation ketosis.
You took the words right out of my mouth... I sit and read my blog roll and then get sidetracked a hundred times with clicks to other blogs which send me to web sites to you tube to itunes and then back again to blog roll where 60 unreads have come in since I left. I almost don't have time to eat. But since I too have pudged up it must be the blogs. Maybe that new trend of working on the computer while on a treadmill is my next new year resolution, not. xo, MB
Hey, Mary Beth - Thanks for your comment. And empathy!
this is the too-perfect post, so dead on!
hm.. thanks for )
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